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Radi0 rep0rterT life sentence if f0und guilty
defense att0rney rick magruder argued
That p0lice p0sing as drug merchants were 0verzeal0us
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Female weathercasterT we`ve als0 g0t tr0pical st0rm gerald0
Milling ar0und 0ut in the atlantic
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W0man 0n radi0T winds are 85 miles per h0ur
rick magruderT it`s what we`ve been saying all al0ng
Rep0rterT rick, h0w did y0u end up triumphing in this case?
This is ab0ut pr0ving that n0 0ne is ab0ve the law,
N0t even the law enf0rcement 0fficers themselves
W0manT this is the latest fr0m the nati0nal hurricane center
W0manT it is m0ving t0 the n0rtheast
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ManT 735 degrees west, but l00k at this
w0manT fr0m jacks0nville all the way up t0 cape hatteras,
But it l00ks like nati0nal hurricane center
later as this hurricane c0ntinues
rickT c0me 0n! I d0n`t give a damn what y0u c0me at us with
12 0f fl0rida`s finest just let him walk in criminal
Y0u think civil`s g0nna w0rk differently?
TerryT y0u m0ve it upt0wn it will,
Where the jury will use s0me l0gic
RickT when y0u geniuses at dA G0nna learn
That l0gic runs a distant sec0nd t0 g0d, c0untry, and c0l0r?
TerryT we intend t0 inv0ke all 3
RickT and that`s why i vacati0n in the canary islands
And y0u guys get y0ur news fr0m the b0tt0m 0f a bird cage
TerryT y0u t00k a 20=Year vet
And kicked the living daylights 0ut 0f him
RickT he blew pr0cedure Lied 0n the stand, suppressed evidence
C0me 0n, terry I`m a big supp0rter 0f c0ps,
But there`s 0nly 0ne set 0f rules if y0u read them 0r n0t
TerryT what ab0ut m0rality?
RickT m0rality in law?
Wh0 t0ld y0u that, the great lawyer fairy?
My j0b is t0 pr0tect my client
I d0n`t kn0w ab0ut y0u 0r the c0ps 0r anyb0dy else,
But i`m making like hank sn0w and m0ving 0n
If y0u want t0 push f0r civil,
Y0u g0 ahead, i`ll see y0u in c0urt
[Cell ph0ne beeps]
[Teleph0ne rings]
TvT defense att0rney rick magruder argued that p0lice
P0sing as drug merchants were 0verzeal0us
i t0ld y`all n0t t0 leave th0se 0n the s0fa
Is the ph0ne in here?
LibbyT we`re watching dad 0n tv
[Ring]
Hell0?
Hey, betty, it`s mr Magruder
H0w are the kids?
They`re fine I`m ab0ut t0 fix==
Oh, my g0sh, y0u`re 0n the tv
I must have d0ne pretty well t0day
Is leeanne ar0und?
N0 Mr Alden came by and picked her up
RickT mr Alden, huh?
Hey, kids, y0ur daddy`s 0n the ph0ne
Hi, dad
Hey, h0w y0u d0in`, darlin`?
Ok One 0f the guys 0n tv said y0u were a snake 0il salesman,
And i t0ld jeff y0u c0uldn`t be `cause y0u`re still a lawyer
Y0u`re right, h0ney
Y0u d0n`t believe everything y0u see 0n tv
I guess n0t I t0ld y0u, jeff
Daddy said s0 He`s still a lawyer
Y0u`re n0t f00ling me Dad`s still 0n tv
Rick 0n ph0neT y0u guys quit fighting
Listen, i l0ve y0u b0th and i`ll see y0u t0m0rr0w, 0k?
LibbyT bye, dad
Yeah, bye, h0ney
W0manT duns0n, hess, and magruder
K0nnie, it`s rick Put me thr0ugh t0 l0is?
Yes, mr Magruder One sec0nd, please
[Whispering] l0is, it`s rick
Well, if it isn`t the g0lden b0y
RickT hell0
I just caught a glimpse 0f y0u 0n the 6T00
Didn`t i tell y0u n0t t0 wear that tie?
I like that tie It`s g00d luck
Are y0u c0ming by the 0ffice?
Y0u read my mind
H0w`s a nice quiet dinner at the pink h0use s0und?
Ricky, i`d l0ve t0, but we`re just swamped here
But swing 0n by We`ll grab s0mething a little later
I`ll c0me by, l0
All right
[Men arguing]
Shh shh shh!
Are we ever g0nna fix this d00r?
C0ngratulati0ns, rick
[Applause]
Oh, what is this?
Is this y0u?
I`m s0rry I was dying t0 tell y0u,
But the b0ys made me swear
C0ngratulati0ns
Let me take y0ur stuff
RickT is this all f0r me?
I d0n`t drink champagne
I`ve g0t y0urs
Y0u are a psychic
C0ngratulati0ns
What are y0u d0ing here?
Real g00d t0 see y0u here I appreciate it
Wh0 are all these pe0ple? D0 i kn0w all these pe0ple?
Well, l00k wh0`s here
Y0u didn`t wear that c0stume
I knew y0u were g0ing t0 menti0n this suit
It w0rked
I want t0 tell y0u
That y0u did a superb j0b in jacks0nville
This is the first time a savannah lawyer`s
W0n a case d0wn there in 10 years
10 years? Judge winsl0w sends his regards
What is that?
RickT hey, l0is
Y0u put this girl up t0 this?
L0is, this is his night n0w
I kn0w We`re g0ing t0 take care 0f him
Duns0nT enj0y
Thank y0u f0r this
This is a big surprise
Y0u d0in` all right?
D0 we have t0 d0 this?
Yes
There`s still a table at the pink h0use
Oh, b0y
I wanted t0 warn y0u
Why is she here?
I`ll talk t0 her I`ll see y0u later
Thanks
Hey, leeanne
C0ngratulati0ns, rick
G0t a little lipstick there
Thank y0u Hey, carl
I th0ught i rec0gnized that linc0ln
Yes, she is a beauty, isn`t she?
Didn`t sp0il the surprise, but the license gives it away
That`s clever Y0u`re an att0rney and it says att0rney
W0rks every time
Every0ne`s very happy f0r y0u
I kn0w h0w hard y0u w0rked this case
We g0t lucky We had a g00d run
Marvel0us knack 0f making the c0ps
L00k abs0lutely r0tten, i`d say
N0 matter what side 0f the law y0u`re 0n,
Y0u g0t t0 play by the rules
That`s exactly what y0u t0ld the jury, wasn`t it?
We lay 0ut the evidence, let them d0 the right thing
S0, why didn`t they?
I`ll get us a c0uple 0f drinks
I`d l0ve an0ther bacardi and cranberry
Thanks, h0ney
Yeah, thanks, h0ney
Aw, d0n`t thank me
S0, i th0ught y0u`d given up 0n att0rneys
Well, every0ne`s g0t their thing
Is that what it is?
What d0 y0u call s0me0ne wh0`s addicted t0 att0rneys?
Stupid?
At least he`s a div0rce lawyer and n0t a criminal==
D0n`t start
That he happened t0 be y0ur div0rce lawyer
Is a little shitty, d0n`t y0u think?
What is this ab0ut?
Y0u want t0 g0 thr0ugh with this?
T0m0rr0w, what time f0r the kids?
9T30 It`s always 9T30
Why d0n`t we make it 9T30?
D0 me a fav0r Try and be 0n time, rick
LeeanneT carl?
Can i get an0ther drink?
Jack straight up?
What am i g0ing t0 d0? Did y0u see that jerk?
JD Straight up, please
Oh, b0y
H0w she picked him, i d0 n0t kn0w
I try s0 hard I really d0
Just try and remember what the carr0t is here
Fuck the carr0t I have t0 put up with his crap
If y0u l0se it n0w
i kn0w, y0u`re right, carl
If y0u l0se it n0w, it`s g0ing t0 c0st y0u later
He just has this way 0f pissing me 0ff
I understand
Where`d y0u park the damn car anyway?
One step, 2 steps
what c0l0r was it anyway?
It`s green
[Giggling]
D0 y0u kn0w what a fabul0usly attractive w0man y0u are?
Why d0n`t we leave here and g0 have s0me dinner?
It`s the b00ze, rick
It makes y0u itch, remember?
Well, we can scratch
Y0u kn0w better
If y0u d0n`t, i d0
That`s what y0u pay me f0r==G00d judgment
Well, i g0t the kids t0m0rr0w, but i`ll call in, s0
0ne nightcap? S0mething medicinal?
I`ll fix y0u 0ne,
But i still g0t an h0ur 0r 2 0f catch=Up
Yeah
[H0rn h0nking]
Hey! [Tires squealing]
G0d damn it! That`s my car, assh0le!
Jesus! Shit!
S0mething wr0ng?
S0n 0f a bitch just st0le my fucking car!
Just n0w?
Yeah, just n0w! Didn`t y0u see?
If it was st0len, we sh0uld call the p0lice
Why?
S0 they can make 0ut s0me g0ddamn rep0rt
And tell me t0 call my insurance c0mpany,
Which i d0n`t have because i can`t aff0rd it,
And they aren`t g0nna d0 a darn thing anyway
N0, thanks I`ve been thr0ugh this shit bef0re
Is there anything i can d0?
Find me a new life
I`m just g0nna walk t0 a ph0ne b00th s0 i can call==
I`ve g0t a ph0ne in the car
Of c0urse y0u d0
Miss, i`m 0n my way I c0uld give y0u a ride
N0, thanks I just need a cab
This time 0f night, this weather,
Y0u`re g0nna wait ar0und f0rever
Where d0 y0u live?
Acr0ss t0wn
I d0n`t mind, really
I`m just wired fr0m t0day, s0 i c0uld use the drive
But, y0u kn0w, whatever
I`ll==I`ll give y0u a ride
It`s up here?
It`s d0wn this r0ad ab0ut
i d0n`t kn0w, 3 lights,
And then y0u turn right 0n vict0ry,
And it`s a c0uple 0f miles 0ut 0f t0wn
Y0u like y0ur j0b?
It wasn`t a lifel0ng ambiti0n, if that`s what y0u`re asking
I was just w0ndering
Pays the rent
Any news ab0ut gerald0?
The tv guy?
The st0rm
I had 0ther things 0n my mind
Just w0ndered whether it was c0ming in
It`s funny S0metimes y0u get s0 wrapped up in a case
Y0u f0rget 0ther things exist
Like what?
Like st0rms
Ok, right at the end 0f the street, y0u turn right
Turn right
Right here
D0wn the street?
N0 First h0use 0n the right=Hand side
All right
Well, there y0u g0
RickT what is it?
That`s my car
The 0ne that was st0len?
Maybe it wasn`t st0len
What d0 y0u mean? Y0u g0t a r00mmate?
N0, i live al0ne Thanks again f0r the ride
What d0 y0u mean?
Y0u f0rget t0 l0ck it?
Y0u want me t0 c0me in?
F0r what? I`m fine
Why d0n`t i c0me in?
[Tv playing]
Hell0?
Man 0n tvT this is very unusual
An0ther tr0pical depressi0n has devel0ped
Out in the atlantic 0cean
are these y0ur car keys?
Anyb0dy h0me?
Hell0?
[T0ilet flushes]
[Glass breaks]
[Me0w]
S0, what did i walk int0 here?
A jeal0us b0yfriend? Ex=Husband? Current husband?
N0ne 0f the ab0ve?
My daddy
Y0ur daddy st0le y0ur car? Br0ke int0 y0ur h0use?
Any particular reas0n?
He`s just n0t well
What`s wr0ng with him?
I didn`t say there`s anything wr0ng with him
He just d0es weird shit s0metimes
H0w l0ng has this been g0ing 0n?
Hey, y0u kn0w what?
Y0u went 0ut 0f y0ur way, y0u gave me a ride,
That was swell, but i d0n`t want t0 talk ab0ut this
I think y0u sh0uld What is it he`s d0ing?
He f0ll0ws me
Y0u mean he stalks y0u?
Oh, is that the legal w0rd?
Yes That`s what he d0es
Why?
I d0n`t kn0w He`s in this gr0up
It`s n0t religi0us
They d0n`t believe the w0rld`s c0ming t0 an end,
But they just g0t s0me strange ideas
I may be 0ut 0f line here, but this isn`t rati0nal behavi0r
Y0u g0t t0 have s0meb0dy talk t0 him
Y0u s0und like everyb0dy else in t0wn
Acting like it`s s0 easy He`s my daddy
I`m n0t saying it`s easy These things escalate
Which can bec0me danger0us,
And y0u can make him get help
What d0 y0u mean?
If he`s danger0us t0 himself 0r y0u,
The state can f0rce him t0 get checked 0ut
There`s n0 m0ney f0r anything like that!
There d0esn`t have t0 be m0ney
Y0u have an evaluati0n peri0d
If he needs care, the c0urt can 0rder it
The c0urt didn`t d0 shit f0r me!
They can get him 0n lithium, pr0zac
Maybe that`s all he needs t0 get better
He ain`t g0nna get better!
[S0bbing] my daddy ain`t g0nna get better
I`m s0rry
I==I didn`t mean t0 upset y0u
[Crying]
[Whispering] it`s all right It`s all right
[Cat me0ws]
Am i in y0ur sp0t?
Oh, jesus!
[D00r slams]
C0me 0n, leeanne I didn`t f0rget I`m s0rry
I was n0t 0ut screwing ar0und I had a meeting
Why d0 y0u always assume==
I`ll be with y0u in 20== In 15 minutes
Yeah, i`m c0ming
[Children sh0uting]
[H0nk h0nk]
Dad!
LibbyT dad, y0u`re late! Again!
I`m s0rry, darlin`
H0w are y0u?
I`m s0rry, jeff
In we g0 Squeeze up
Here we g0
Y0u l00k like shit Leeanne==
F0rg0t t0 shave
D0n`t start
Same shirt y0u had 0n last night, isn`t it?
We`re g00d t0 g0 Say g00d=Bye t0 y0ur m0m
ChildrenT bye, m0m
LeeanneT i l0ve y0u b0th
LibbyT i w0n`t let g0!
RickT n0w, listen, y0u guys,
If i let g0 0f y0ur hands, are y0u g0nna behave?
LibbyT maybe
RickT yes, y0u are
Y0u want anything?
Hey, listen!
Y0u want 0ne 0f these wheel things?
Pinwheels!
Ok, y0u ch00se 0ne
Can i have 0ne 0f these? I`ll have 2
Guys, l00k at this What is this?
Can we get 0ver here?
L00k at this guy He is s0mething else
L00k at this
[Cell ph0ne rings]
[Ring]
Yeah? Yeah, put him 0n
What did i d0, just step 0ff the banana b0at?
Y0u want t0 g0 see the pets?
Yeah!
Ok, let`s g0 see the pets
RickT it`s n0t even in the ballpark
Oh, get 0ut 0f here!
Y0u guys land back 0n earth, y0u give me a call
Yeah? And thank y0u
Callin` y0ur psychic h0tline 0n that cell ph0ne?
Libby? Jeff?
Mr Father kn0ws best==
Libby? Excuse me
[Sneezes]
[Me0w]
[Sneezes]
I th0ught i l0st y0u guys
He`s starting again
Where`s his benadryl?
It`s the cats M0m`s g0t it
I th0ught y0u weren`t supp0sed t0 play with cats
Let me just
i was just petting him
I tried t0 warn him, but n0 0ne ever listens t0 me
I kn0w that, h0ney
I guess we sh0uldn`t tell y0ur m0m ab0ut this cat stuff
LibbyT why?
Well, we d0n`t want t0 upset her
Well, i d0n`t like t0 lie
Y0u d0n`t have t0 lie, but jeff`s still sneezing
S0?
[Jeff sneezes]
Get me 0ut 0f here
JeffT dad! LibbyT und0 it
Out y0u c0me
Hey, i`m real s0rry i was late
I l0ve y0u
I l0ve y0u, t00 Hey, m0m, jeff`s sneezing
`Cause daddy t00k us t0 the pet b00th
RickT make sure y0u take y0ur benadryl
[Sneezes]
F0r g0d`s sakes, rick
What?
H0w many times d0 i have t0 warn y0u ab0ut pet sh0ps?
Leeanne, they were just there
At least keep him away fr0m the cats!
What d0 y0u want me t0 d0, keep him 0n a leash?
Keep y0urself 0n a leash
What? L00k at y0u
I can smell her 0n y0u
I can smell s0mething 0n y0u, leeanne
G00d m0rning, cassandra
G00d aftern00n
I knew that Hi, k0nnie
Mr Whitaker called Mr H0ward rang again
He wants a resp0nse 0n the jensens` case
And judge russ0 w0n`t give up ab0ut g0lf
Tell h0ward i haven`t heard anything yet,
And we sh0uld make russ0 sweat a little
And if i c0uld have s0me
what? What?
C0ffee Same shirt?
I didn`t n0tice
I`d like t0 say we`ve seen all we`re g0ing t0,
But that`s n0t the case
The stati0nary fr0nt stays right 0n t0p 0f us
[Kn0ck 0n d00r]
Hi Th0ught y0u might be a little hungry
RickT 0h, yeah
Heck 0f a l0t 0f f00d left 0ver fr0m last night
Oh, and phillip wants t0 talk t0 y0u when y0u get a chance
Ok
Ugh
ManT caviar h0use
Yeah
Y0u catered a party last night
F0r duns0n, hess, and magruder
And, um
0ne 0f the caterers left a jacket,
And i just want t0 get it back t0 her
Sure D0 y0u have a name?
N0, i d0n`t have a name
She==She was a girl, uh
ab0ut 5`7``, brunette, and, um
we have a l0t 0f pe0ple c0ming in and 0ut
I didn`t manage last night Jerry did He`s back t0m0rr0w
Ahem Yeah, well, i agree
I`m right behind y0u 0n this 0ne,
And i agree als0
That i d0n`t think this case sh0uld ever get t0 trial
I think we can achieve that f0r y0u,
And i==I really appreciate y0ur call
Thank y0u
Y0u didn`t even get her name
What?
I`m simply curi0us
Y0u just keep pr0p0siti0ning pe0ple
Until s0meb0dy says yes?
Aw, c0me 0n, l0is
Or was this just an0ther in y0ur regular r0tati0n
Of girls wh0 have tr0uble with t00 many syllables?
Well, h0w many syllables d0 y0u need?
C0uld y0u sign this f0r me?
Mmm
By the end 0f the day
Yes, ma`am
Thank y0u, l0is
Y0u`re welc0me
K0nnie, any calls,
I`ll be back in 0ne h0ur
What ab0ut==
I`ll call later
L0is, i`m s0 s0rry f0r the delay 0n this
Y0u all have a nice day
[Wind chimes tinkling]
Hell0!
Anyb0dy h0me?
Hell0!
Anyb0dy h0me?
Hell0? Anyb0dy h0me?
Jesus!
[Teleph0ne speed=Dialing]
[Rings]
Hey, k0nnie, this is rick
I want y0u t0 get ah0ld 0f clyde,
Tell him t0 meet me at the 0ffice
I`ll explain it t0 him when he gets there Ok
Hey, cassandra
Where`s k0nnie?
I think she`s in with l0is
Has clyde pell sh0wn up?
N0, i have n0t seen him, sir
Cassandra, y0u want t0 put y0ur legs away,
Maybe try answering the ph0ne?
That`s why y0u`re here
Hey, k0nnie, where`s clyde pell?
I th0ught i t0ld y0u t0 get clyde pell here right n0w
K0nnieT i did
S0 where is he?
She`s been waiting f0r y0u
I had t0 see y0u
I`ve been t0 the h0use I saw what he did
Everything`s g0nna be all right
Can i get y0u anything, sir?
Ask l0is t0 step in the 0ffice
Clyde sh0ws up, y0u bring him right in
[Weeping] s0n 0f a bitch
Hey, hey
i liked that cat
I came h0me fr0m w0rk this aftern00n
And f0und him
I kn0w, i kn0w
I`m scared
There`s n0 sm0king in here, right?
Mr Pell Mr Magruder`s waiting f0r y0u
Hi H0w y0u d0ing, sweet cheeks?
I`m great Thanks
Y0u l00k fine t0day
Thank y0u
Tell him i`m here
Please d0n`t play with my ph0ne G0 0n in
I w0n`t play with y0ur ph0ne if y0u w0n`t play with my==
Hey, remember me? Private dick
D0n`t be t0uching me like that He`s waiting
All right i w0n`t Ok, 0k
I called y0u ab0ut half an h0ur ag0
My pager`s 0n the fritz
Hey, rick
Hey, clyde
Hey, thanks f0r c0ming 0n such sh0rt n0tice
N0 pr0blem
Clyde pell this is, uh
d0ss Mall0ry d0ss
Y0u tw0 kn0w each 0ther?
N0, n0t exactly
What d0es that mean? Y0u kn0w her 0r n0t?
Maybe she d0n`t remember me
I investigated her father a c0uple years back
Sh0eless j0e they called him
Well, f0r what?
I w0rked f0r bauer and lewis at the dA
F0r s0me tax case
S0me fringe gr0up applied f0r religi0us exempti0n,
And 0ld j0e f0und himself
Up shit`s creek with0ut a paddle
Excuse me, ma`am
C0me 0n in, l0is Uh, y0u kn0w clyde
This is, uh, mall0ry d0ss
This is l0is harlan, 0ne 0f my ass0ciates
Hell0
Hi
Didn`t y0u waitress the party last night?
That`s right
Y0u want t0 sit 0n d0wn, l0is?
Y0u sh0uld hear this
Mall0ry, why n0t tell miss harlan and mr Pell
Just what`s been happening
Well, my
my daddy`s always been a bit different
He dresses real strange,
And he d0n`t wear any sh0es,
And he d0esn`t get al0ng with many pe0ple,
Just lately things have g0tten real bad
He`s threatened her Stalking Break=Ins
He st0le my car a c0uple 0f times
And then i c0me h0me this aftern00n,
And my cat
he strung up her cat
W0w N0 0ffense, ma`am
It appears t0 me y0ur dad`s a few beers shy 0f a 6=Pack
Well, we sh0uld maybe ask s0me questi0ns,
Uh, just t0 help this w0man 0ut
Y0u have any 0ther family?
N0 Mama died 8 years ag0
Any br0thers 0r sisters?
N0
RickT any 0f y0ur father`s family living?
N0t that i kn0w 0f
D0es y0ur father have an att0rney
Or is there s0me0ne wh0 handles his affairs?
N0, daddy hates att0rneys
He had 0ne a few years back,
But he went nuts
He jumped 0ut a wind0w
Well, there`s 0ne with a c0nscience
Well, uh
we`re g0nna need s0meb0dy
We need s0meb0dy
Wh0 can c0rr0b0rate y0ur father`s behavi0r
Y0u kn0w, c0nfirm he`s been d0ing this
I d0n`t kn0w
Pete, maybe
Pete?
Peter randle
My ex=Husband
Daddy put him in the h0spital 0nce
Well, why is that?
Because he drank 0ut 0f daddy`s fav0rite cup
Well, we`ll need him t0 testify
As t0 y0ur father`s behavi0r
It`s g0nna g0 a l0ng way when we get int0 c0urt
I d0n`t kn0w ab0ut that
We`re n0t friends exactly
Last time we sp0ke,
He sw0re he w0uldn`t spare a dr0p 0f piss
If i was burning t0 death
We`ll talk t0 him
I think it`d be a real g00d idea,
If y0u left y0ur h0use
While all 0f this was g0ing 0n
I d0n`t have any 0f my things
Clyde will drive y0u h0me, wait while y0u get them
Then he`ll take y0u 0ver t0 the baysh0re
It`s a nice place Real quiet
Wh0`s g0nna pay f0r that?
We`ll take care 0f this
Talk ab0ut it later, l0is
S0 y0u give clyde s0me addresses
On y0ur father and y0ur ex=Husband,
Maybe ph0ne numbers that will help us,
And then i`ll fill in l0is 0n the rest,
And she`ll be in t0uch with y0u
I th0ught y0u were g0nna handle this
Yes L0is is just g0ing t0 help 0ut
It`ll be 0k I pr0mise
Clyde, y0u want t0
yep
Yeah
Yeah, y0u c0me 0n with me
RickT get her t0 the baysh0re
Ok C0me 0n
I was under the impressi0n
That 0ur firm didn`t handle these kinds 0f cases
Cases where pe0ple need help?
Y0u ask me, it l00ks like she can help herself
A few 0thers, t00
What`s that supp0sed t0 mean, l0is?
N0thing, mac
It`s just y0u d0n`t kn0w her
There may be s0mething else
There`s n0 0ther reas0n There`s n0 m0ney in this
She just wants her father t0 get better
We`ll have it d0ne in a week
Bef0re i g0 putting her 0ld man away,
I`d make sure it`s because he`s nuts
Y0u d0n`t want this, i can take care 0f it
I`ll handle it, mac
Just make sure y0u kn0w which end y0u`re thinking with
[Ringing]
W0manT hell0?
Hey, diane
It`s rick magruder f0r judge russ0
Hi, darling H0w are y0u?
I`m g00d, thank y0u
H0ld 0n just 0ne sec0nd I`ll get him f0r y0u
ManT r0y russ0
Hey, r0y What`s the w0rd?
Rick, y0u g0tta give me an0ther sh0t n0w
Yeah, i`ll give y0u an0ther sh0t
Y0u just l0st y0ur swing Y0u`ll get it back
S0 what can i d0 f0r y0u, my friend?
If i sent 0ver a subp0ena and c0mmitment 0rder
Y0u mind giving it a quick glance?
What`s the st0ry?
N0thing earth=Shattering
Just s0me, uh
s0me nutty 0ld man
Hey, fella!
Hey!
Can i talk t0 y0u f0r a sec0nd?
Sir!
L00king f0r dix0n d0ss
[Kn0ck 0n d00r]
We`re l00king f0r dix0n d0ss Is he ar0und?
N0, he`s n0t here
We g0t a search warrant
All right, let`s g0, b0ys! C0me 0n, everyb0dy!
We`re l00king f0r dix0n d0ss
Wh0a! Hey, hey! Sl0w d0wn!
Hey!
Dix0n d0ss?
I`ll check this r00m
Hey, hey!
Hey, buddy, y0u can`t g0 anywhere
These guys g0tta talk t0 y0u
Hey, 0fficer, we g0t 0ne here!
Y0u g0t anyb0dy else back in there?
Y`all seen dix0n d0ss? We`re l00king f0r him
We just want t0 talk t0 him
All right What`s y0ur name, sir?
Anyb0dy here?
I`m n0t dix0n d0ss
Wh0a! Hey, hey, hey!
C0me 0n n0w Is it clear back here?
All right, get back in there
Anyb0dy else back there?
Ok Hey, this r00m`s clear
Hey, n0, c0me 0n C0me 0n back here
Hey Hey, sir
Hey, get that guy
Dix0n d0ss?
Hey, hey, hey! This way This way
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, sir Get 0ut fr0nt, sir G0 0n
Everyb0dy 0ut fr0nt!
We`re checking ids Out fr0nt
M0ve it 0ut!
Keep them all in sight
Pick it up! C0me 0n!
C0me 0n Line up here
Make a line
Let`s g0, guys!
Everyb0dy 0ut! Pick it up!
Watch the stairs
We need s0me id Any id
C0me 0n n0w Y0u g0t s0me id?
All right, b0ys, give me s0me id
What`s y0ur name, sir?
What have y0u g0t? Y0u g0t s0me id?
L00king f0r dix0n d0ss, ladies and gentlemen!
Dix0n d0ss!
Give me s0me id
Aw, c0me 0n, fellas
C0me here One 0f y0u guys g0t s0me id?
C0me 0n, guys! Y0u better c00perate!
What have y0u g0t?
C0me 0n, guys!
It`s the hard way 0r the easy way!
Y0u g0t s0me id, sir?
G0t s0me id, sir?
G0t s0me id?
Hey, hey, hey Y0u g0t s0me id?
Where are y0ur sh0es, buddy?
Hey, 0fficer
hey!
We g0t a man running!
That`s him!
H0ld it!
[Gr0ans]
His 0ld lady kicked it a c0uple years back
Left him a few th0usand acres
Of unimpr0ved land
There`s n0thing there, right?
`B0ught en0ugh t0 c0ver y0ur dry=Cleaning bill
Y0u seen my dry=Cleaning bill?
That`s right, gi0rgi0
But remember y0u saw the h0use?
Yeah, i saw it
N0thing Land`s g0t a c0uple cabins 0n it,
But n0 water, n0 r0ads N0thing that adds up
It ain`t even near anything
Tax r0lls say it`s
there
S0mewhere ar0und $13 an acre
Yep
Speaking 0f d0llars
what? What, what, what?
Well, h0w`s she making her retainer?
[Bell t0lling]
Where`s the captain, buddy?
He`s right up there in the lever r00m
Radi0T stuart,it`s clear
Y0u can swing t0 the n0rth side
Stuartt0ra0ul We`re swinging
[Kn0ck 0n d00r]
[Cat me0wing]
[Ship`s h0rn bl0ws]
Hey, t0ugh guy
That 0ne`s called ike
Yeah, he l00ks like a general
N0, n0t that 0ne Ike like ike and tina
Well, either way,
It`s l00ks like he`s been thr0ugh a few wars
They g0tta have 9 lives 0n this rig, d0n`t they?
Yeah
Hell, if the machinery d0n`t get `em,
Gear b0x usually d0es
Suck a 200=P0und man d0wn, grind him int0 cheeseburger,
Least 0f all 0ne 0f these cats
I`m l00king f0r the captain Peter randle
Yeah, that`d be me
Y0u d0n`t want that shit 0n y0ur hands
Capitan0,busb0y, recepti0nist
Y0u fr0m ge0rgia p0rts auth0rity?
N0 My name`s rick magruder
I`m an att0rney representing y0ur ex=Wife
Oh, well, i paid that bitch
The last dime she`s getting 0ut 0f me
Yeah, well, i`m n0t c0ming ab0ut that, mr Randle
I`m here in the matter 0f miss d0ss` father
What
s0mething happen t0 that 0ld, sh0eless fruitcake?
I h0pe he cr0aked
Miss d0ss is seeking a c0mmitment f0r evaluati0n
Seems he`s bec0me unstable
Bec0me?
Hell, he never had a stable day
In his entire life
Yeah, well, he`s bec0me danger0us t0 himself
And t0 his daughter
I understand he attacked y0u 0nce
S0? Ain`t n0 big deal
That`s n0t what i heard, mr Randle
[L0ud machine n0ises]
We heard that he put y0u in a h0spital
He what?
We kn0w that he put y0u in a h0spital
I`d like y0u t0 testify t0 that
It`ll g0 t0ward establishing vi0lent tendencies
Y0u want me t0 help mall0ry 0ut?
Yeah, that`s the general idea, sir
That`ll be a c0ld day in hell
I w0uldn`t spare a dr0p 0f piss 0n her
If she was burning t0 death
Yeah, we`re aware 0f y0ur urinary pr0blem
Thing is
mr Randle, if i need t0, i can f0rce y0u t0 testify
I`d like t0 see y0u try t0 f0rce me t0 d0 anything
Other than thr0w y0ur ass 0ff the side 0f this vessel
Yeah, well, maybe we sh0uld talk ab0ut that
When y0u get y0ur subp0ena
I l00k f0rward t0 seeing y0u in c0urt, mr Randle
BailiffT all rise!
Be seated, please
My calendar sh0ws this is a c0mpetency hearing
Are we ready t0 pr0ceed?
Yes, y0ur h0n0r
JudgeT mr Cherry?
Y0ur h0n0r
i regret t0 inf0rm y0u at this late date,
But i`ve been discharged by mr D0ss
He wishes n0 legal representati0n
Mr D0ss, is this s0?
JudgeT d0 y0u understand y0u`re waiving y0ur right
T0 have a c0urt=App0inted att0rney?
Yes, sir
Well, since this is n0t a criminal matter,
I`m g0nna let it pr0ceed,
But i`m g0nna ask y0u t0 stand by, mr Cherry
Yes, y0ur h0n0r
JudgeT are y0u ready, mr Magruder?
Yes Y0ur h0n0r We intend t0 pr0ve that the resp0ndent
It mentally inc0mpetent
T0 that end,
We call 0ur first witness, dr Bernice samps0n
Dr Samps0nT dis0riented, certainly,
And sh0wing distinct signs 0f paran0ia as well
He was utterly unc00perative,
And seemed given t0 vi0lent 0utbursts
And y0ur c0nclusi0ns, d0ct0r?
Judging fr0m the behavi0r i 0bserved,
I`d say mr D0ss suffers
Fr0m rather acute schiz0phrenia
I rec0mmend that he be c0mmitted
T0 ge0rgia regi0nal h0spital f0r an evaluati0n
Unmedicated and untreated,
He is clearly v0latile
And very p0ssibly danger0us,
B0th t0 himself and 0thers
RickT thank y0u, d0ct0r
Any questi0ns, mr D0ss?
JudgeT mr Cherry?
Y0u may step d0wn, d0ct0r
Call y0ur next witness, mr Magruder
Y0ur h0n0r, we call mr Peter randle,
Wh0 is appearing here t0day pursuant t0 a subp0ena
JudgeT n0ted
BailiffT c0me f0rward, sir
Face the clerk and raise y0ur right hand
Y0u d0 s0lemnly swear that the evidence y0u give
Shall be the truth, the wh0le truth,
And n0thing but the truth, s0 help y0u g0d
Yeah
Have a seat Up here
Ahem
Mr Randle, will y0u inf0rm the c0urt
Of y0ur relati0n t0 mr D0ss?
Oh, uh, yeah
I==I used t0 be married t0 his daughter
She in this c0urtr00m? W0uld y0u p0int her 0ut?
Yeah, she`d be that skinny girl 0ver there
Let the rec0rd sh0w mr Randle indicated
Mr D0ss` daughter, mall0ry d0ss
N0w y0ur marriage ended in div0rce, i believe, sir
Yeah
During y0ur marriage,
Y0u had 0ccasi0n t0 make the acquaintance 0f mr D0ss
And y0ur relati0nship with him was turbulent,
Was it n0t?
C0me 0n Y0u had fights with him
Y0u had actual physical c0nfr0ntati0ns,
Didn`t y0u?
Why?
N0nresp0nsive, y0ur h0n0r
Answer the questi0n, mr Randle
I d0n`t remember
Well, d0 y0u remember g0ing t0 the h0spital
As the result 0f any 0f these incidents?
Y0ur h0n0r, may i remind the witness he`s 0n 0ath?
N0, i will
Mr Randle
i 0rder y0u t0 answer the questi0n,
Or i`ll h0ld y0u in c0ntempt==
Punishable by a fine and up t0 30 days in jail
Understand?
Yes, sir, i understand,
But n0b0dy can pr0ve i remember s0mething
If i d0n`t remember it
Let`s see if y0u can remember this, mr Randle
Is it true that, as it says here,
3 years ag0 0n the f0urth 0f july,
Y0u were admitted t0 the savannah mem0rial h0spital
With a p0ssible c0ncussi0n?
Yeah, i guess
Well, i guess s0, t00, sir
It says here 0n y0ur medical rec0rd,
That y0u were clubbed with a stick 0f firew00d
A stick 0f firew00d, mr Randle
Y0u remember that?
Yeah
By wh0se hand, sir?
D0ss
Mr D0ss C0unsel0r
Y0ur h0n0r
[cheering and grunting]
That kind 0f behavi0r will n0t be all0wed!
Get th0se pe0ple 0ut 0f the c0urtr00m!
Be quiet!
Kn0ck it 0ff, s0n
We just w0n the case
JudgeT mr Magruder, please c0ntinue
Mr Randle, exactly why d0 y0u think
Mr D0ss attacked y0u with a stick 0f firew00d?
`Cause i drank 0ut 0f his cup
Because y0u drank 0ut 0f his cup
N0w, march 17, the f0ll0wing year,
Y0u received 22 stitches
And a lacerati0n 0n y0ur right arm
Mr D0ss as well, i believe
Yeah
That is all, y0ur h0n0r
If y0u have any defense t0 these charges
y0ur==Y0ur h0n0r, uh
n0thing this assh0le says is true
But help me Just, please, w0uld y0u, y0ur h0n0r?
Y0u arrest me
based 0n her pack 0f lies
N0w y0u app0int me a lawyer
Wh0`s gr0ssly inc0mpetent and inexperienced
He pr0bably cheated his way thr0ugh law sch00l
On t0p 0f that,
Y0u give me 2 d0ct0rs t0 examine me
They c0me int0 the r00m, l00k at my eyes,
And then they rush 0ut
The first 0ne wanted me
T0 name the first 5 presidents in 0rder
N0w, can y0u d0 that, judge?
Let me hear y0u
Name me the first 5 presidents 0f the united states
Ge0rge washingt0n, abraham linc0ln, j0hn kennedy==
Mr D0ss!
Y0u can`t d0 it!
I d0n`t answer questi0ns I ask them!
They 0ught t0 ship y0ur ass 0ff f0r 90 days!
Y0ur h0n0r, we d0n`t have t0 hear this
This man is terr0rizing his 0wn daughter
And needs t0 be treated It`s as simple as that
JudgeT that`s en0ugh!
And y0u, and y0u, and y0u
[Chuckles] i`m s0rry I`m s0rry
Mr D0ss, please stand up
Stand up
Yes, sir
After hearing the evidence in this case,
I think it`s in the best interest
Of y0u and 0f every0ne c0ncerned,
That y0u be h0spitalized at ge0rgia regi0nal in savannah
F0r psychiatric examinati0n,
And i`m s0 0rdering
That y0u be admitted f0r that purp0se
C0me 0n, mr D0ss
H0ld it!
D0ssT y0u
y0u ungrateful bitch!
Judge
can i g0?
[Thunder]
It`s just paying bills, checking investments
Making sure he d0esn`t suffer financially
While he`s in the state h0spital
That`s why they call it a c0nservat0r
Well, can`t y0u be the c0nservat0r?
I d0n`t want t0 t0uch any 0f his m0ney
He`ll accuse me 0f stealing it
Y0u g0tta d0 it Y0u`re the next 0f kin
Besides, y0u can`t steal any 0f his m0ney
Y0u need c0urt appr0val
F0r every penny y0u spend
G00d
They`re g0nna get y0ur father 0n lithium
They`re g0nna treat him
In a few m0nths,
He`s g0nna feel a l0t better
Ohh
[Gr0ans]
N0
[gr0ans]
N0
[Mumbling]
N0, d0n`t hurt me
N0
[Gr0ans]
Aah!
[Mumbling]
N0!
Please, n0!
N0!
N0, n0!
N0!
Hey, easy, easy
Easy, easy
N0
Hey
Aah N0, n0, n0!
It`s 0k
[Whimpering]
That`s it Easy, easy C0me 0n
C0me 0n n0w
N0!
It`s 0k It`s 0k
Oh!
Mall0ryT this dream was strangling
rickT was it him?
It was him
It`s always him
When i was a kid,
He used t0 tell me st0ries,
And they became stranger and scarier,
And he`d c0me int0 my r00m,
And he`d sit 0n my bed, and he`d
aw, h0ney
There was 0ne
Yeah Tell me
The 0ne ab0ut the gingerbread man
Yeah, i kn0w that 0ne
A l0nely 0ld man and w0man wh0 lived in the w00ds
They had n0 children,
S0 she decides t0 bake a gingerbread man
Yeah
And when he c0mes 0ut 0f the 0ven, he`s alive
And he runs 0ut 0f the h0use,
And he runs past a c0w and past a h0rse
And past a gr0up 0f men, all wh0 want t0 eat him up,
But he just keeps 0n running, yelling
b0thT ``run, run, as fast as y0u can
Y0u can`t catch me I`m the gingerbread man``
That`s it
And he grew very pr0ud 0f himself,
Because he th0ught n0 0ne c0uld ever catch him
Until 0ne day, he came up0n a river,
Which he c0uldn`t cr0ss,
Or he`d break int0 little pieces
And s0 he agrees t0 let this f0x,
Wh0 pr0mises n0t t0 eat him,
Carry him acr0ss the water 0n his back
Only, just bef0re they reach the 0ther side,
The f0x snaps his head back
yeah
And swall0ws him wh0le
My daddy used t0 warn me
that it was just as easy
F0r little children t0 disappear
as it was f0r gingerbread men
[Thunder]
LibbyT i`m still w0rried ab0ut gerald0
RickT is s0meb0dy g0nna help me with this f00d here?
Is any0ne g0nna help me with the f00d?!
I`m g0nna catch y0u!
[Laughing] 0k
LibbyT c0me 0n! D0n`t st0p! D0n`t st0p!
Y0u g0nna give me a hand here?
Ok, last 0ne there gets n0 f00d
Aah! Aah!
JeffT gee whiz
LibbyT i land!
JeffT this picnic table, 0urpicnic table
RickT wh0 wants t0 eat?
Am i g0ing t0 be carrying this stuff all day?
I guess me
Y0u want s0me f00d?
Ok, what did we 0rder?
JeffT i d0n`t kn0w Mashed p0tat0es
LibbyT i get the chicken!
Order the chicken, y0u get the chicken
Macar0ni and cheese, y0u get macar0ni and cheese
Hey, listen, guys, i just saw s0meb0dy i kn0w fr0m w0rk
Why d0n`t y0u lay this stuff 0ut f0r me? S0me tea
I`ll be right back
I d0n`t see any0ne
Me neither
Let`s see what this is
Yeah!
RickT well
fancy meeting y0u here
[Chuckles]
It`s a sign
Hey
H0w are y0u?
Cute kids
Y0u want t0 c0me meet them?
Y0u sure it`s a g00d idea?
I think it`s a g00d idea
Ok
C0me 0n
Libby and jeff
Or leffy and jib
Y0u can say whatever y0u want
RickT 0r lessy and jibby
Maybe y0u`ll endear y0urself t0 them
By calling them by slightly different names
Mall0ryT what y0u have f0r lunch?
We g0t everything y0u can get
Hey, guys! Here`s s0meb0dy i kn0w fr0m w0rk
I`d like y0u t0 say hell0 t0 her
Libby, why d0n`t y0u say hell0 t0 mall0ry?
Jeff, why d0n`t y0u c0me and say hell0 t0 mall0ry?
Shake her hand
I`m l0vely My name is jeff
I`m a l0vely pers0n with a fabul0us dad
C0me 0n and sit d0wn
JeffT in y0ur dreams!
In my dreams? Iny0urdreams
What y0u g0nna eat?
LibbyT i`ll have my chicken
Hey there
LibbyT they didn`t give it t0 us
RickT 0k, s0
hey, rick!
Piece 0f chicken, big b0y?
Rick!
Y0u tell him we were c0ming here?
N0 Did y0u tell him we were g0ing t0 the park?
Hey, guys, why d0n`t y0u lay this stuff 0ut
And help y0urselves? And i`ll be right back
[Click]
[Click click]
H0w`d y0u kn0w t0 c0me here?
That`s my pr0fessi0n
Listen, i g0t t0 tell y0u s0mething real quick
What`s the matter?
N0w, i d0n`t want t0 panic miss d0ss,
But it l00ks like the 0ld man
Didn`t exactly like his new address s0 g00d
What?
A c0uple 0f them wing nuts fr0m the gr0up
Br0ke int0 the h0spital, busted him 0ut s0meh0w
Staff w0und up putting s0me0ne else in his r00m by mistake
Didn`t even catch up with it till this m0rning
That s0n 0f a bitch
Well, n0t t0 freak, but, y0u kn0w
i think it w0uld be a g00d idea t0 keep an eye 0n her
Sure Thanks
Listen, will y0u d0 me a fav0r?
Will y0u take the kids h0me?
Leeanne will be back s00n
But d0n`t tell her what`s g0ing 0n
Hell, i`m 0n the cl0ck I d0n`t care
Hey, guys, clyde is g0nna give y0u a ride
In his new cadillac
Man 0n tvT it`s n0t much c0mf0rt
Intr0ducing the n0relc0 reflex==
WeathercasterT has bec0me hurricane gerald0
And gerald0 is==
W0manT scared and anxi0us f0r n0 real reas0n?
RickT i`m s0rry, leeanne
This is real imp0rtant
I pr0mise, if this hadn`t been an emergency,
I w0uldn`t have d0ne it
C0me 0n, y0u kn0w clyde The kids kn0w him
They feel c0mf0rtable with him
I just d0n`t like him
I never have
I kn0w
I mean, the guy hung ar0und here f0r an h0ur
He asked f0r a drink
He was flirting with me, t00
I just d0n`t trust him
He did me a real big fav0r dr0pping 0ff the kids
He`s g0ne n0w, s0 maybe we sh0uld try and let it g0
I just d0n`t want that drunk
Hanging ar0und my children anym0re!
[D00rbell rings]
W0uld y0u mind if i gave y0u a call a little later?
As a matter 0f fact, i w0uld
Well, uh
[d00rbell rings]
I`ll give y0u a call a little later
I`m==I`m s0rry
Rick, wait
[D00rbell rings]
I==I was scared
Clyde t0ld me if i had 0ne, i sh0uld carry it
Take it
[Kn0ck 0n d00r]
What is it?
They left it 0n the steps
[Expl0si0n]
Jesus!
[Car alarms s0unding]
Jesus
Get y0ur things
Where are we g0ing?
Just get y0ur bag, and let`s get 0ut!